Section: Misc
→ Lessons
Importance: Helpful tips for men
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Deal
Breakers 2
by Our Panel →
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In
music they say, it's not what you play, it's what you don't play.
That's also true in what you say (or don't say) to women.
Here are a couple of things that men have done/said/worn that really
killed any chance of getting it on with one of our panelists.
CLOTHES BREAKER
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After seeing the Gorton's Fisherman.
A rubber rain coat is hot and not particularly flexible, so
wearing it inside can't be comfortable. So my assumption would
be that the guy is wearing it because he thinks it's cool and
that makes him an idiot. I have no desire for idiot children,
so natural selection does its job. It's beautiful. Really. |
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We were at a party, so he had to put on his "festive pants."
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HOUSE BREAKER
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Excessive cleanliness is weird on a guy. Guys who have homes that are too spotless look gay,
and if they're weird about you making a mess, they end up looking
like a serial killer in the making. |
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"I love living at/with my parents. That way I can fix up my
car instead of paying rent." |
DUMB LANGUAGE BREAKER
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Over use of "Right On", "Dude" or any juvenile colloquialism.
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After he said, "I'm gonna shut it down," to mean "I'm going
to take a nap,"
I was done. |
JOKE BREAKER
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He TOLD me he had a small penis! I honestly believe we would
have hooked up if he had not said this. I suppose this is a
tough issue for the not-so-well-endowed man. This particular
man's technique ("the early warning") means you wont be faced
with a really embarrassing (and possibly hurtful) rejection/walkout
later, but it also means you won't get to later. |
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"I think the Ny-quil has made me impotent." Check please.
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COMING ON TOO STRONG BREAKER
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I went to a club and mentioned to a friend that the bartender
was cute. Days later I received a three-page e-mail from the
bartender about how the 'deep galaxies of amazing were my eyes'.
Creepy. |
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I've always been afraid of
red headed men. |
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